Tell her she can't have a vagina
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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