i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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