I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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