Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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