The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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