fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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