ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
PS: I just woke up from my shower
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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