We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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