How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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