Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Randomize
