Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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