I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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