and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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