Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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