Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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