What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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