what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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