so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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