i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
