We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he thought i was a dude.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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