Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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