I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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