Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
