I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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