I hate all girls vehemently.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
