I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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