Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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