if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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