Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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