whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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