So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
