You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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