walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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