a queef is a wish your heart makes.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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