I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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