Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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