I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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