This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You need Xanax blowdarts
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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