I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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