It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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