you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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