i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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