Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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