i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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