Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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