You work out of a Hotel?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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