It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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