She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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