question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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