I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
soo... how was my night?
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