talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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