# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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