Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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