I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Randomize
