you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
